O'Byrne Family: 3000 words worth

From the mouths of ...

She won't be dishonest...she just wont tell the truth.
Ohh, there is a noodle in my shoe. Can I eat it?
I'm hungry and I just want some CHEESE!!!
I took my head off so I could check my bottom to see if it was clean, then I put it back on. My neck kind of hurts.
That is my favorite Christmas order-mint.
I need to get a book S O P E (asap).
Dad, your as strong as a donkey.
I really need to go potty, but I'm tired of walking.
Thank you for the best sister I have ever had.
mama, look, poooooop!
I wanna eat AND sleep at the same time.
NAKED RUNNING TIME!!!
I'm so excited, I farted!
YOU PUT HER IN THE CABINET!!
I'm glad I have a little sister.
No thank you Daddy, I'm a big kid and don't need you anymore.
Edie, don't cry.
I didn't slap her...I just popped her a little bit
I have the best mommy and daddy in the world -- Silly guys, you are not MY mommy and daddy.
I'm allergic to water
I live in Chicago
No dad----pretend
I've never been here before...
Are you Lucy's Mommy?
I'm not Lucy, I'm Janie
I lost my family in the woods